Sunday, August 1, 2010

I don't know if this is awesome or ridiculous

A blind man targeting a speeding record.

It's probably a combination of both. This man is badass. Ridiculously awesome. Who do you know is gonna get in a car and try to break speed records? Nobody. The closest you can hope to get is that you can break the speed limit on the turnpike without getting pulled over by the state police. Try doing that shit when you can't see.

The amount of testicular fortitude this man possesses is staggering. He probably can intimidate anyone just by walking down the street with said fortitude and one glare from his blind eyes. You know he can't see you, but that doesn't change the fact that he's owning you. I guarantee it.

He's lost the ability to see but what he's gained goes far beyond the heightening of his other senses to compensate. For some reason, a heightened sense of I-can-do-whatever-the-fuck-I-want came with it. This guy isn't a stubborn blind person that doesn't realize he can't see and therefore can't drive. He most likely knows and full well understands that, but ask him what part of himself gives a fuck and he'll tell you it's certainly not his eyes.

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